dear target,

for years this young woman has searched for tube socks with 3 red stripes at the top to wear on her sassy rollerskating escapades, but to no avail. aha, my bullseye lover! tonight as i wandered towards the checkout counter toting only a vanilla coke and purple metallic tiara, my eyes became fixated on a lovely site: a 2 pack of white tube socks with 3 red stripes at the top. so thank you, oh dear target store, for bringing a little sunshine into my dark and humid night.

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