your intestines smell of an ignited elevator shaft |
mod | retro | sign | rings | profile | notes | toothpaste | design | vagabonds | host <<2003-08-27 5:55 p.m.>> today in the grocery store i innocently attempted to pick up a 12 pack of coke, which was obviously viewed by some as a mating call. before i was all the way up i heard feet shuffling towards me, and i turned around and there in front of me was a man substantially shorter than myself licking his diamond-encrusted gold teeth |