for my birthday i want to go to chuck e. cheese's and hide in the ball pit, attacking little unsuspecting ass goblins every time they leisurely jump in. if not for the chance of catching every infectious disease from conjuctivitis (once was enough this year) to ringworm i would do it

instead i shall be in cape cod with my mom and her friend watching them drink martini's and have a jolly good time. apparently the house we're staying in is amazing, so i am bringing a snazzy gown and faux fur coat and pearls so i can play dress up

please think happy thoughts for me on friday and maybe i will have a good birthday this year. be back sometime next week-ish

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