last night it finally hit me that the next couple weeks in this house will be my last, so i might as well take advantage of them. the things i have neglected for 4 years like the amazing second story balcony and porch swing were finally put to use last night. i got tired of pretending to be a fully functioning intellectual being, so i went into my room and got out the big box of cd's i never ever listen to and set up shop on my porch swing

i do believe second story balcony plus projectiles has obvious results

the blue beretta plus Pink's "misundaztood" (who bought that for me?) yielded the best reaction, because the person actually shook their fist out of the window of their car as if to say "i'm gonna get you, sucka"

or something like that

anyhoo, i really do understand how completely idiotic and illegal this playtime activity was, but you were not there to understand the fun. cd's were flyin and crashin', people were swearin', and i was cackling maniacally the whole entire time

around 1 a.m. i finally gave up and retired to my bed and watched old black and white movies 'til about 6 a.m.

i suggest you rent "gaslight" with charles boyer and ingrid bergman, it really was great...to laugh at

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