last night as i sat here typing away i looked over at my window and saw 2 mosquitos joined by these fat icky undulating tubes. it was one of the most bizarre and disturbing sites i have ever seen

so tonight, i sit here again typing away, and i look up at my window and there's not 1, not 2, not even 3 or 4, there are 5 pairs of mosquitos fornicating on my goddamn window

i'm not deserving of this free porno...

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