"dude...i think rodney fell asleep"

my legs are up in the air, ankles crossed, shoulder blades are rolled under me, and it's completely silent in the room. we've been waiting for direction for a good 5 minutes. are we supposed to rest for this long?

if yoga is supposed to be so relaxing why am i tense and confused?

finally, rodney and his ponytail inform us we can come into the sitting position. about 3 people in the class stay down.

3 out of 8 people asleep. no good

sure i enjoy doing yoga, but i think a large percentage of that is the opportunity to wear a lot of spandex...

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